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Saturday, June 11, 2016

"Tornado"

I have a tornado story, but I don't really feel like talking about it.  Is it relevant?  The tornado that I spend quite a bit of time thinking about is the upcoming Republican convention which will be hosted in Cleveland next month.

Clevelanders are both hopeful for Republican convention chaos and fearful things will happen to embarrasses our reputation.  We're still suffering from the Cuyahoga River catching fire in the 1970s when we became the butt of jokes for decades.  Our dream come true would be for the Republicans to be the only idiots in play against the backdrop of our historic city, bucolic suburbs, thriving businesses, and beautiful parks.

Cleveland will vote Democrat in November.  Greater Cleveland which is the surrounding suburban counties, will be hotly contested.  That's why the Republicans are coming.  There are people I know and love who enthusiastically support Trump.  (?!)  Can I remind them that Cleveland was called "The Mistake by the Lake" because unbridled greed killed our ecosystem?  Cleveland is the reason the Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) exists.

We have racial demonstrations and conflicts without conventions.  Something unpleasant will probably happen in July despite the regular reassurances on the nightly news that the police have everything in hand.  I don't think I'm the only one who's cringing at the coming storm.

I don't know anyone who will be in Cleveland during the convention.  I'm almost certain no one I know will be interviewed for "man/woman on the street" interviews and that whatever tv shows you about my home will be skewed in significant ways.  All I'm asking is that you blame the tornado on the visitors instead of the natives.

As for the real weather tornado, I was happily playing on my grandparents’ living room floor when Grandpa came in and hurried my sisters and I to the basement while Grandma threw windows open in a rush so the glass wouldn’t break in the tornado.

We waited and waited in the basement… and then we started hearing a strange noise.  It got louder.  It really did sound like a train was going to run over Grandma’s house.  There was a wild few moments when things that didn’t normally flutter fluttered around, and then the train moved off and the sun came back and we went back upstairs.

The next day, Grandpa walked us around the neighborhood.  There were mangled trees and houses, and a street sign had flown sideways several inches into a large tree’s trunk.  I started to understand Dorothy getting blown to Oz.

I used to watch water spouts on Lake Erie, but water-bound tornados don’t really do anything other than suck up fish.  The first one I saw got me all rattled and perturbed though.  I was driving along the lake with my little brothers and the water spout was enormous and close to land.  I ran into the building with the boys and told the security guard about it.  He just laughed at me.  No big deal to old-timers.

Maybe the convention will just be a water spout?

12 comments:

  1. Or maybe the convention will be a "Sharknado". Good luck!

    Love your illustration, it's very playful!

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    1. I think your convention sounds like it was more fun than what we'll be getting :)

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  2. I don't envy you at the moment Linda...over here we have to decide on staying in or exiting the EU...hmmmmm. Let's hope none of our decisions cause a tornado! x

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    1. Sometimes I just wish for "what's for the best" and hope that's what ends up happening. Wishing that for both of us Jane!

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  3. Very cool illustration.

    I will refrain from making political comments on your blog.

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  4. Thanks! You can make all the political comments you like as long as you agree with me! LOL

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  5. I love the illustration. So much movement! Luckily, I've steered clear of both kinds of tornados. We have a descent finished basement now. But as a kid, our wicked stairway to hell was gross, dark and scary. I always thought how horrible it would be to have to wait out a storm down there.

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    1. Thankfully, Grandma's basement was a pleasant place with all sorts of curiosities. The other grandma's basement would've given me life-long terrors. Now I feel bad for people who had to wait out storms in the creepy basements.

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  6. I always love your stories as much as your drawings. A wind strong enough to pick up your house is humbling. The political storm is something else.

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    1. Thanks Nancy! Hopefully after all the storms are past we'll all be okay?

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  7. I feel with you. At least you have one person that won't judge the natives by the visitor coming to invade in July. For me it's a complete mystery why anyone would even consider Trump for president. Wouldn't it be cool if the convention will just be a water spout!

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  8. I hear people say they like Trump because he's a businessman and that's got to be better than a politician. Sometimes I think they'll vote for him because they hate Hillary so much, and sometimes I think it's because they just want to blow up Washington. All I can hope is that wisdom prevails in the end and all this hot air really is a water spout!

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