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Sunday, June 3, 2018

"Green"

A friend of mine fixed my slingshot yesterday.  I am now armed and dangerous.  I'm just waiting for the deer or groundhog to show up.  I've acquired a squirrel and bunny too.  Forget all my earlier warm and fuzzy feelings for wildlife.  I'm feeling murderous.

I was weeding my garden the other day when a fawn jumped up and leapt away.  I briefly thought "How beautiful!", then lamented the fact that I hadn't hit it on the head with my shovel.  To make things worse, I found a tick on my leg.  This is a new thing for my part of the world, and I know the deer brought it.  The tick hadn't attached itself yet so I picked it off of me and the damned thing bit me, which hurt far more than you'd think a little bug could hurt, except I'm still suffering from spider bites from my basement so I know small beings can create a world of misery.  Nature is against me!

My turnips are thriving and the rhubarb is doing great.  Sigh.  Really, how many people want to survive on turnips and rhubarb?  The happiest thing I can report on my garden is that my peonies have finally decided to bloom after 3 or 4 years of disappointment and my slingshot fixing friend gave me a new idea for deer obstacles.  I'm also very pleased that the caretaker of my next-door neighbor is clearing that backyard of years of neglect.  The view from my back windows is a very happy green and I'm trying really hard not to let the incessant sound of the chainsaw or tractor drive me insane.

My city had a garage sale day and I lugged lots of things to my garage.  About 10 people showed up because apparently all the other sales were on the other side of town.  I don't think I can even count all of my visitors because that included a neighbor and Mom.  I'm torn between putting all my stuff back in the basement or donating it to a good cause.  I also wonder about leaving it all in the garage and having another sale later in the year.  I did manage to sell 3 large and heavy objects so even with such a poor turnout I'm counting my sale as a success.  Besides, a few friends came over and kept me company, and that always makes for a pleasant day.

The sentence which spawned this illustration for the Mensa Bulletin is "For dinner, the Girl Scouts ate steak, onions and ice cream."  Well, that's just silly.  It sounds like the ice cream has onions in it, and that isn't an ice cream any of us wants to eat. 

I am not a grammarian.  I know some of the rules, and I've read a lot, but I'll admit I just put in commas where they feel right.  I think I get it mostly right?  Sometimes I ask my friend the former English teacher for advice.  Despite my lack of conviction about most grammar rules, I'm certain that I fully agree with the article's author, Richard Lederer, in the use of the serial comma (also called the Harvard or Oxford comma).  Example:  The groundhog ate my basil, Swiss chard, and tomatoes.  The comma we're talking about is after "chard".  It has become a popular trend to leave that comma out, but that trend needs to be stopped!

It feels like I should say something nice about Girl Scouting, but I have to stop writing and rearrange the garage sufficiently to get the lawnmower back into it.  Maybe I'll help the noisy neighbor for a while too, but especially, I'm going to find some time to just look out the window at the lovely green of the season :)


Another green thing, though not an original idea, a cactus I made by painting rocks as a gift to someone who hates taking care of houseplants.  She was thrilled with it.

10 comments:

  1. I'm stealing the rock/cactus idea! We are also green - so much rain. A friend said he glanced down and his feet had webs. Hang in there!

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    1. I borrowed the cactus idea myself, so go ahead and spread the joy :) I've gotten a lot of rain lately too. I figure it's better than having a drought. Enjoy the green!

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  2. Gosh...lots going on Linda, glad you got the tick off..horrid things...they are in the New Forest near my daughter and a real curse. I have never heard of that comma...and I did an English "A" level at school! I'm glad you got rid of something in your garage sale..better than nothing. Your rock/cactus is such fun. Have a mellow week xx

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    1. I've found that Catholic-educated people around here have never heard of this comma either, though I'm pretty sure everyone has seen them even if they didn't bother to notice them. Wishing you a pleasant week too!

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  3. Wonderful illo, Linda, and so interesting to read of what you've been up to! I am so glad you got that tick off of you, but sorry for the spider bites and tick bite..bummer!! You are bold for holding a garage sale..I fear I don't have anything anyone would want! And wow, that cactus made of rocks is fabulous..what a wonderful concept and it turned out so great! Glad to see you at the ol' blog..sorry I have been away for so long!!

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  4. Thanks Shirley! I'm trying to think of an idea like the cactus that would be something I could mail as a gift since the rocks are pretty heavy. I'm always glad to see your posts. I think almost all of the purchases at my garage sale were from professionals, and who knows the things they want.

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  5. Ha, I thought that was a funny looking ice cream cone in your worth-a-thousand-words illustration. Glad to know the backstory!
    And I'd say your post is quite appropriately green with your wildlife, garden, and garage sale. And I say my last sentence needs that last comma!

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    1. Success! I'm spreading the use of the serial comma :D I'm glad you think I've been green enough too. May all of the words for the week be so easy!

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  6. Linda, Again an enjoyable post.
    Basically people have two reactions with nature: dominating it or going with the flow of it. I hope that nature feels less brutal again and that you are in peace with her.
    I have mixed feelings about the Oxford comma. It helps with reading but it feels weird to place it before an 'and' in a series.

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    1. Thanks Paula! I was taught from the beginning to use that comma so I start out biased, but I still think it makes more sense. As for getting along with nature, I try. I haven't actually killed any of my critters and the slingshot is mostly an attempt to scare them off. I think they sense my weakness?

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