Every time Bro4 comes over, he says, "You should get
rid of the weeds in your driveway.
They'll crack the cement."
My typical response is some variation of "I'll get to
it". Lately, I've told him about
my friend's eco-friendly method of killing weeds with bleach, which prompts Bro
to say, "Just use Round Up".
This conversation is as predictable as the sun rising in the morning and
setting every evening. Even if he
doesn't say it out loud, I know he's thinking about telling me to get rid of
the weeds until I cave to the inevitable and get rid of them.
If you're interested in the bleach method, saturate the
leaves instead of the base of the plant.
Use a sprayer with only plastic parts (no metal). Give it a day or two and the plants will
die. The bleach dissipates, so it's
better for the environment, but it's better if you don't let your pets walk on
it the first day. I'd also recommend
that you do it before the plants get too big because I still ended up scraping
the dying plants with my dedicated driveway shovel, which is actually a coal
shovel, but who has coal these days? I
even went the extra step and swept the drive (with the dedicated driveway
broom) to get rid of the bzillions of maple helicopters.
My driveway looks lovely.
Well, it did look lovely before the winds and rain came and brought down
several more bzillions of maple helicopters down. But in that golden moment when my driveway looked suburban
perfect, I noticed an ant colony swarming on my perfect cement.
Ants are pretty amazing.
They display excellent teamwork.
I resisted the urge to stomp on them and let them move house in
peace. I hope they remember my peaceful
nature next time one of them wants to bite me when I'm weeding the garden. Maybe they're trying to get back at me for
burning their ancestors with a magnifying glass when I was a child? Even then, I wasn't thrilled with murder for
entertainment. I took to burning paper
and leaves instead.
I watched the swarming ants for a little bit because I found
it interesting that they were passing up eggs and handing them off to each
other. The eggs (or larva?) were bigger
than the ants carrying them. Then one
of the ants bit me, and I decided there were better things to do than watch
ants.
I don't know if it's true though? Perhaps watching ants is the absolute best use of my time?
Thoughts, creativity, inspiration, realizations happen in
unexpected moments of quiet time, and we don't get those moments if we never
slow down enough to witness our own lives because we're too busy watching tv,
playing video games, or doing stuff we're "supposed to" do. Should all of our discoveries be in
childhood when we have endless time to watch ants?



